Celtic 3 v 1 Hearts, League - 11/09/10

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Well we r up and running Saturday morn 0530 we boarded the good bus Blargoans with a new driver at the helm, Malky 'grabber' Russell and headed for the Hearts game. Jimmy 'GaGa' Mackay and Alastair 'deputy lord lieutenant o tanndalbeg' Fraser rode shot gun wee the Malk.

A welcome return to the bus was Davy 'honeymoon over and enough bairns' Grieg along side Andy 'am better than auld Kinger at e golf' Macgregor.

As usual 'am no a bad lad' Mackay had his usual array o flavoured drinks.

Yours truely 'cha cha your nx dance please' Campbell sat wee Seany 'sweetness' Maclean and Davy 'daisy Swanson aka another spittal tink and Wullie 'the postie' Robertson, Calum 'ma feckin leg is sore' Mackay and young Souter bhoy made up the sensible team at the back.

Darren 'i want machine guns' Oag, Brian 'cuddles' Hossack and Michael 'am in love' King made up the bams complete with some kind o processed pea fruit drink, a bottle o green mooth wash and a bottle o asti bubble bath that made the young team go into some kind o trance that made them unable to communicate any sense on the bus home.

After arrival in the sun kissed resort o London Road we made our way to the London Tavern for some light refreshments and meet up with some old friends. One being Alan the 'HEN i hate the dark side' Henderson who followed us doon fae Thurso so he could watch a decent game o football. So we duly obliged and a ticket was gained for the Hen.

Celtic park duly followed the light refreshments and a good game o football washed doon wee pies and bovril was watched with Paddy's goal one to grace any football game.

Back to the bus and up the road the Bhoys came with songs galore, some flavored drinks, apple juice & shandies. OH, and a few comfort breaks. There would have been fewer but 'am no a bad lad Mackay' kept shouting 'GAGA I CANNA GO WITH THEM WATCHIN ME'.

So a great day was had by all soooooooo if you want to join us for an excursion to God's stadium get ur names doon for the Hibs game to guarantee your erse on a seat and a guaranteed great day oot listenin to oor Willie tellin Donna that he loves her & her mither, mmmmm.

HAIL HAIL.