RATTER KICKING - Season 2001-2002

I can exclusively reveal that Big Ratters' chances of further development in the Commonwealth Games Team is under jeapordy, at present - due to a kicking incident, that took place in 'Pendhouse', at the weekend. After talking to the man in question, he informed me that, "during a light hearted chat to a female participant, some bar-steward managed to kick me in the leg". He further added that the next couple of days could be critical for his chances and the help of Uri Geller may be needed.

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After seeing the young man in question, 'swinging his pants' last Saturday night, in our local nightspot - I can conclusively reveal that he is fine now.

Not sure about his selection for the Games. I think he did say something to myself but I can't remember because I was probably 'teeting' at other things and not listening to him......

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