Curly Toes in Deep Freeze Story - Season 2008-2009 - March 2009

Curly Toes in Deep Freeze

One of the continuing problems after a long hard week of tiring squash, is keeping your trainers 'odour-free' and fresh for the next batch of masochistic ramblings on the squash dancefloor...!!!

Anyway, during a conversation on this very topic (odour-free trainers) in the Mens' Changing room between a few worthy souls - one of which will be known simply as, 'Curly Toes' - the youngest participant surprisingly piped up, 'I know what you should do...!!!'.

With all ears awaiting the magnificent solution, the 'whipper-snapper' blurted out a barrage of text that a friend of his tried with success.....

To cut a long story short - he announced, 'Aye, what you should try is putting your trainers in the deep freeze. There's something in there that gets rid of all the bacteria and it works.....'.

Curly Toes and Co laughed out loud and replied in a barrage of expletives but were still thinking in the back of their minds, 'Might give it a go...!!!'

A couple of weeks later, Curly Toes replied to the same group of folk, all proud of himself and posing like the true pigeon (chest sticking out), 'Alright lads, tried that deep freeze thing for my trainers.... but..... got hell of a cold..!!!'.

The group looked confused, 'How do you mean...... got hell of a cold...???'

Curly replied, 'Well, I was standing there with my trainers on, one foot in the deep freeze like a spare part and I got hell of a cold. So cold, the Titanic would've sank if it had touched me.....'

Howls of laughter came from the group, only to reply in true Michael Cane fashion, 'You were only supposed to put the bloody trainers in - you *****...'.

Curly's embarrassment showed and stuttered to reply, 'Och, I, I ,I wanted to get everything clean in a oner - trainers, socks, feet - that's why I did it...!!!'

He will never live it down or be allowed to forget!!!

Morale of this story is - Listen closely before acting.

Question - Odour-Free trainers in deep freeze? - Answer - Inconclusive!

Note - A professional model was used for the picture pose and this is NOT the body of Curly Toes...!!!

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